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Antidisestablishmentarianist Men’s Round-Up for 13 Mar!

…with AshFactor report…

Not the best result for the 1’s but very exciting to see the future of the club coming through in the game against 4th-placed Chichester- 2 of our 16-year-olds netted high-quality goals in the 7-3 defeat. We were on fire from the start and were 2-up with barely 5 mins gone!! First young Shane - a veteran at 19 - lifted the ball 40 yards to Rhino and he took it down expertly before rounding the keeper for 1-0 - 2 minutes later, Dunc robbed their midfielder, played a 1-2 with Rhino before slotting home…yes, the crowd were actually going wild. I think everyone was a bit shocked and the team didn’t know quite what to do with a start like this and maybe froze a bit and allowed Chichester to get back into the game and get one back fairly quickly. By half-time, it was 2-all and a brief 10-minute spell apart at the start of the second half, the visitors bossed the game. Alex Betts scored his first goal for the 1’s - well done Dame Bettsy! - after a fabulous run by Dunc no doubt relieved that he wasn’t required to sing later on at AshFactor!

The 2’s and 3’s were always going to struggle against top team Wycombe who have already won their leagues and are preternaturally good - if our games had been a horse race, we would have been pulled up at halftime - anyway aggregate loss of 16-0, I believe, the 2’s weren’t too sure of the score, we lost 7-0.

The 4’s lost 6-0 to MK 4’s which was an improvement on 11-0 while the 5’s were the stars on the playing pitch disposing of Aylesbury 4’s 4-1, Weapon Alpha getting his second hat-trick and Sandeep Ubi the other - well done, boys, the glory of mid-table obscurity beckons!!

Having got the unimportant hockey stuff out of the way, it was time to concentrate on the biggest night of the year (ok of this weekend) - where were the tv camera’s? Anyway, highlights/lowlights of the evening - and feel free to post your view of events by the way - we had the traditional wait for Deep to get it working (once he’d plugged it in and turned it on and off again, we were away). First up was Joe Siman new to the club and very brave doing Whitney - long song too as he found out - in fact changing his name to Joe Simian as he is one hairy mother. Gordo did the most energetic performance and the stage was coming apart, apparently disowned by Podge now. Emma got marked down for being too good and had the ropiest backing singers. Fred had had too many E’’s during the day and was jitterbugging (whatever that is, it’s a good word). The young boys were getting very excited during Abba/Ladies 2’s while Hannah and her Egyptian serving girls were rather good and had been practicing - I would have preferred to see them do it in a milk bath - but I’m blaming the Broadside for that. Who have I missed? Ah yes the 4’s and Peggy Sue - Bubbles was very polished considering they pitched to the do with no act, very interesting to note the speed at which Guy Taylor volunteered to dash home and get his missus’ dress on and be Peggy Sue - not a bad pair of legs actually!!

Anyway, great night and well done to Hayley and Deep and everyone else who mucked in and helped a great night happen and show what a fantastic club we are part of!!!!


Colts results 7 Mar

The U14 boys had a superb 2-0 win against Teddington on Sunday thanks to an all round good performance and 2 late goals from K. Bambra. The U16s had an easier time against Maidenhead running out 11-0 winners. The U16s now need a draw against Guildford on Friday night to go through to the League play offs against East Grinstead

Boys under 10’s enjoyed a successful Sunday at Staines - they beat Staines 2-0 before losing 4-3 to an amazonian Woking team


Colts schedule 14 Mar

Training

Tuesday Men’s training 19:30-21:30

Tuesday training for the U8, U10, U12 & U14 boys & girls 18:30-19:30

 

Wednesday Ladies training 19:30-21:30

 

Thursday U16 & U18 Boys 19:30-21:00

 

Sunday training 09:30-10:45 for U8 mixed, U10, U12 and U14 girls and U10 and U12 boys.

Please note - NO Sunday training for U14 and U16 boys.

 

U14 Girls

Home to Reigate Priory. Meet 1015 for a 1045 start. Contact Sam or Caroline – please see PC email

 

U14 Boys Dev

Away against Surbiton. Meet at Finlay pitch in the KGS Sports grounds (Summer Road, Thames Ditton KT7 0RD) at 10:10 for a 10:30 pitch on and 11:00 start. Contact Jakki or Adrian

U16 Boys- Friday 12 March

Away to Guildford. Meet 1800 at Short Lane for a 2000 start or meet at 1915 at Broadwater School, Summers Road, Farncombe, Godalming, Surrey GU7 3BW Contact PC


Irradiated Men’s Round-Up for 6 Mar!

Banbury 3 Ashford 1 (Angry)

Ashford 2 (Fry, Symes) Tring 1’s 9

Wokingham 2’s 5 Ashford 3’s 1 (Big Amit)

Ashford 5’s 0 Bracknell Terriers 7

Best effort of the day was the 1’s – another whole-hearted effort where, for most of the game, Ashford were on level terms. Matt Emmerton had another stellar game but unfortunately the rest of the team weren’t able to match his National League-vision. Angry got the goal and he has been on fire since he had the bionic knees put in…just needs the bionic brain now…Banbury scored with 15 mins to go and Shane then shaved the post with a drag-flick shortie which would have set up a grandstand finish but not to be….

The 2’s was look-away-now stuff and the 3’s not too far behind them. We were ahead after 30 seconds through Amit who had another excellent chance as we started very well and Wokingham were pants. After 10 mins we should have been 3-0 up but then conspired to forget how to play whatever-this-game-is-called and fell away badly to lose deservedly 5-1. Worse news was GX won and we are back bottom. Big news was all that training has not gone to waste and Big Amit is going to be a dad…we nervously await Freddie’s response…


Hynes sparkles at the bottom of the diamond

Ladies League Hockey 6/3/10
Middlesex Premier
ASHFORD 1st XI 2 v HENDON 1st XI 0
Ashford Ladies 1st XI were at home to Hendon Ladies 1st XI on Saturday and had a squad of twelve players to select from. Regulars SAM GRANT, ANNA PROTHEROE and JACQUI BASHFORD were missing, so coach MANDY WAIN called up second team goalkeeper LIV WASHER for a rare first team game, along with second team veteran striker GILLIAN CLEGG for her first team debut. However, the Red & Blacks were still without injured skipper PHIL WORSFOLD, so coach MANDY persuaded former regular player SARAH SYMES to turn out again and play at the back. The rearrangement of the defence did not seem to affect the Ashford squad as they were firing on all cylinders from the first minute of the game. In fact, by the second minute of the game they were one nil up via another opportunist goal from on form striker MARIA CAVILLA. The goal gave the Red & Blacks all the confidence they needed to take the game to the higher placed visitors as Ashford moved smoothly into top gear. Hendon got stuck in though and did well to keep the score down to one nil only until the interval.
After the turn round, the Red & Blacks repeated their performance at the start of the game, by scoring a goal within two minutes of the whistle. This time it was the ever improving youngster LUCY UTTLEY who netted from a short corner. In fact coach MANDY WAIN had indicated that she wanted the corner to be slipped in a certain direction, but the receiver slipped it the other way other for some reason, and LUCY took her opportunity well to put Ashford two goals up. The Red & Blacks then piled on the pressure and were camped in the visitors half for nearly all the second half! This meant that LIV WASHER in the Ashford goal had little to do all game, whilst debutant GILLIAN CLEGG was enjoying her sessions on the pitch up front where she performed well. Also enjoying herself was acting skipper EMMA HYNES, who was playing in a new role at the bottom of the diamond, where she shone so much that she was voted player of the match! Quiet midfielder BYRONY SMITH, along with the ever improving SARAH APPLETON were also having good games. The constant Ashford efforts were somewhat thwarted though by the actions of the visiting official who left the Red & Black players, substitute and coach perplexed and frustrated on several occasions. Eventually the home team pressure resulted in the Red & Blacks securing a penalty stroke, and with regular taker PHIL WORSFOLD watching from the side lines, sweeper SARAH SYMES bravely strode up to take the flick. SARAH flicked the ball well and was unfortunate to see it hit the post and go wide. Further pressure didn’t convert any more chances for the Red & Blacks, and they ran out deserved winners to secure their second victory of 2010. The three winning points have moved Ashford well clear of the two teams below them in the relegation spots. With two games left, now Ashford have a chance to finish as high as sixth in the League, which in a season where injuries have struck nearly all the squad at one time or another, would be a very creditable performance.
Next week Ashford have a tough early morning game away at Paddington Recreation Ground against third placed Hampstead & Westminster 3rd XI. The Red & Blacks are looking forward to the game though and coach MANDY WAIN is optimistic that another good performance is on the cards.
Team: L. Washer (GK), E. Hynes (Skipper), S. Smart, S. Appleton, M. Cavilla, S. Symes, B. Smith, L.Uttley, E. Sibia, S McGlinley. K. Taylor, G Clegg


Colts update for Sunday 7 Mar

Training Sunday 09:30-11:00 U8 mixed, U10, U12 and U14 girls. No training for U10, U12 and U14 boys as they have matches.

No Sunday training forU16 boys

U8 Mixed

Staines have postponed the U8 tournament 

U10 Boys and U12 Boys

Staines Tournament. Meet at Worple Road at 1030 for an 1100 start. Contact Sam and/or Caroline

 U14 Boys

Home to Teddington. Meet 1215 at Short Lane for a 1300 pitch on. Contact Jakki and/or Adrian

U16 Boys

Home to Maidenhead. Meet 1430 at Short Lane for a 1500 pitch on. Contact Peter


Ashford Happy - Gerrards Cross

Ashford 3’s 3 (Fry, Gordo, Adam H) Gerrards Cross 2

Yes, I’ve ripped off myself with the headline but it’s a good’un!.

When they shoot the dvd for the best 100 Ashford games EVER! , well this probably won’t make the cut, but the boys and Mrs Doggers were very happy Saturday night as we beat Gerrards Cross in the Div 3 wooden spoon game. We tried really hard not to win it going 2-0 down before tying it up at 2-all by half time. The first goal for GX was hysterical with the umpire playing a quality assist by talking to Jess while they played the ball to the unmarked centre-forward (Jess was exchanging no’s with the umpire I think) who slotted home. After conceding a poor second, DM and Gordo combined to play in Jonno, whose cross-shot was stuck in from a yard by Fry who was at his talking-a good-game-but-not–playing-it-best. Then crikey some more good play and after having 4 golden chances in one attack, Fry forced a p-flick which Gordo stepped up and converted.

We could have been in front by the end of the half and were playing well, all we needed to do in the second was continue as we’d finished. Did we? No, we were pants all half, even though we had plenty of chances to score, GX bossed the second half and had at least 5 golden chances, hitting the post twice and Jonno made a brilliant diving full-length block to save a certain goal.

Last minute, Gordo played in DM who held the ball up well before passing to Adam H and he had time to put the kettle on , make a cup of tea and read the paper before eventually shooting – the ball hit the keepers pads and looped up and everyone waited as the ball dropped just under the bar into the back of the net!!! 3-2! And just time for Shaggy to give Adam a piggyback and the full-time whistle!! You had to feel for GX and especially their keeper who had a really good game…


Coruscating Men’s Round-up for 27 Feb!

Ashford 1 Maidstone 4

Wokingham 1’s 6 Ashford 2’s 3

Ashford 4’s 0 Leighton Buzzard 2’s 7

Eastcote 8’s 1 Ashford 5’s 1

It was Groundhog Day again for the Red-and-Blacks as they played well and for much of the game out-played their mid-table opposition, Maidstone, but once again they were outdone by counter-attacking and better finishing. Maidstone have the leading goalscorer in Prem A this season in Chris Bassano-Harper and despite an even first half, were 2-up at the break. Coach Duncan Mahony scored a terrific goal early in the second half but as Ashford pressed for an equaliser were undone by a classic counter-attack. Young Shanie White hit the post from a drag-flick shortie and that might have set up a grandstand finish but an overtime-converted short corner by Bassano-Harper gave the final score a flattering look for the visitors. 2 notable things about this game were the 2 ‘debutantes’ for the home team, Joe Siman was playing at the bottom of the league rung against Ashford 5’s not long ago but rose up effectively 14 leagues (which coincides with the number of hairs on his head) to play a very impressive first-ever game at left back! The second debut was like something out of a Frankenstein movie – thunder and lightning flashed, the crowd started baying for no reason and where did they get those scythes and torches come from? With Spanky impersonating Igor, no make-up required, there was a crackling eldritch transformation in the home dug-out and out of the smoke and fog lurched - the horror! - the creaking 46-year-old Neil Smith, due to help out the 3’s, who came on when 14-year-old Phil Thelip was injured to give an effervescent display at right back and too many ‘Gretsky’s’ to count…he must be on commission…

The 2’s were nearly on fire shooting into a 3-2 lead with goals from Rosie and Ryan and had a Shaunie short corner disallowed for dipping above the backboard (before hitting it) which would have been 4-2 – they then ran out of steam and lost 6-3 to Wokingham 1’s.

The 4’s played Leighton Buzzard 2’s who were suspiciously good given they are 3rd from bottom. The 4’s did ever so well to hold them to half-time but once they conceded an early goal in the second half, it all got a bit difficult for them.

The 5’s had a good game and result although will be disappointed to concede a late equaliser, young Luke scored for us.

 

 

 

 


Onomatopoeic Men’s Round-Up for 20 Feb!

Teddington 5 Ashford 2

Ashford 2’s 0 Aylesbury 1’s 7

Harrow 1’s 5 Ashford 3’s 0

Ashford 4’s 4 OH Fledglings 6

Leighton Buzzard 4’s 7 Ashford 5’s 0

The 1’s lost 5-2 after being 3-down at half time. They were well in the game first half and in fact dominated the first 10 minutes but Teddington had a good forward who was that bit sharper in front of goal. Second half the boys as usual kept plugging away and were rewarded when Justin scored a very good goal…apparently my unnamed source said Justin played within himself and used his brain…sound to me very much like the Pillar of Black Smoke Monster from Lost has taken over our insane Saffer but if he plays better and stays on the pitch, then who cares? Anyway second half was 2-all with Angry Dave lashing in another Big One…hope he did his Manly Roar…

The 2’s and 3’s made up for being pretty good last week by being pretty rubbish this week. The 3’s weren’t helped by a perplexing short corner from which Harrow scored their first one but seeing as we were rubbish the 15 minutes before the goal and most of the rest of the game, well we can’t complain too much (so I’m complaining a bit).

The game was overshadowed when Ryan ‘Zim’ Dare (only he and little Stef played well of our outfield players) was felled blocking a shot. A complete accident, the forwards stick rode up Ryan’s and cracked him on the back of the head and he was out for a few seconds and well woozy and had to go to hospital. He Is Fine…Update from his Dad was…’that the hospital let him out on Sunday with a big box of pain killers and six staples in his head. He was at school on Monday, even though he’s got a pretty savage headache (which is to be expected!). Staples come out on Friday.’ Anyway, important thing is it was a long corner…

We have a wooden spoon game against GX next week and I trust we have reserved our good play for that game!

The 4’s had a cracker of a game against one of the best sides in the league, Oxford Hawks Fledglings, and lost 6-4 with a goal disallowed that would have made it 5-all!! Weapon X got a hat trick and younger bro’, Weapon Alpha, the other. Fledglings scored all the goals from short corners of which they had about 20 while we had none at all, apparently a very open game!!

The 5’s did fantastically well to get a side out – they had 10 but with players out Orex did a great job! – but it was a bit tough!


Phantasmagorical Men’s Round-Up for 13 Feb!

Ashford 0 Staines 3

Ashford 2’s 7 (Rosie 4, Shaunie 3) Mill Hill 1’s 1

Ashford 3’s 0 Newbury & Thatched Roof 2’s 2

 

Apologies for tardiness and reduced burble-ocity too – I’ve had to do some work this week. Shorn of 4 of their squad for various reasons, the 1’s stood up well to our neighbours who still harbour hopes of winning the league. We lost 3-0; nevertheless they can be happy with their performance if not result and, in particular, the second half, where Staines were only able to convert a debatable penalty. James Wheeler had a spectacular game in goal as Staines dominated early doors and could have had the game won in the first 20 minutes. They converted only one of 8 short corners and then added another with another deflected short corner to lead by 2 goals to nil at half time. Andy Barnes marshalled his defence superbly in the second half as Ashford held Staines but as has proven the problem this season, could not convert their pressure into goals. Coach Duncan Mahony said after the game ‘I’m proud of the lads, they never give up and the second half played some fantastic stuff, we just need to do it for the 70 minutes.

The 2nds had the result of their season earning some measure of revenge for their 10-4 drubbing earlier in the season by Mill Hill, Rosie and Shaunie were on fire scoring all 7 goals.

The 3’s had a great game against N&T riding high in second. One-nil down for a long period, as has happened often this season, but we did create chances and should have equalised though the visitors were profligate in front of goal to be honest. Their umpire ignored a stone-cold penalty when Jonno was upended by the keeper (missed ball, got player), which could have meant 1-all. As it was they finally got the second with 12 minutes to go, however we really played well, little Stef and Ryan (Zim) came in and were fantastic and Lukey was a revelation up front

4’s and 5’s got a bit drubbed but the oppo were well knackered by the end


Peripatetic Men’s Round-Up for 6 Feb!

Brighton 4 Ashford 0

Ashford 2’s 1 (Elliot) Eastcote 2’s 7

City of Oxford 3 Ashford 3’s 2 (Dash, Adam H)

Ashford 4’s 2 (Stef, ‘K’) Maidenhead Magicians 4

Amersham & Chalfont 5’s 0 Ashford 5’s 3 (Weapon X!)

A familiar story for the 1’s – a great effort by the lads with a lot to applaud but little going their way. The first goal was a cross volleyed in by Luke who had a fantastic captain’s game. The second came from a chance for Duncan saved by the keeper and went to their right back – 10 seconds later, they have scored! Spoke to 3 of the team and they said the same thing, team played well and never gave up. Staines this week and a similar performance with a couple of goals please!!

2’s could not maintain their improved performances of late and lost 7-1

3’s were oh so close but ultimately paid for a poor start. City of Oxford bossed us about as we played without cohesion and just when we’d started to sort ourselves out, a deflected cross set up their forward for their first after 20 minutes. A short that wasn’t a short was their second. Despite the fluffy hair, Shaggy has re-invented himself as our ruthless, hard man Douglas Jardine even questioning an umpire’s decision?!! And telling Gordo ‘less hopeful passes please’, withering stuff.

Interesting difference in the 2 umpires wrt young Dom, who  has been playing central defense for the past few weeks and whose play has been ’robust’ and very effective - one who had no problem with his play and the other blew pretty much everything against him which made things difficult for us particularly in the first half.

Second half, we played well and it was a competitive game. 10/12 minutes in and Chris D used his most potent weapon i.e. his bum to hold off their midfielder, he then played in Dash who ran the ball 30-odd yards before rounding the keeper with aplomb to score…game on… except we then conceded a third…Dash and Adam H then played some lovely one-two hockey for Adam to score to set up a frantic last 5 minutes but we need to make a bit more of our pressure if we want to get a positive result.

4’s had a great game against Maidenhead – they lost 4-2 but the young lads and old’uns really gelled…apparently it was a quick, flowing, high-standard game and we can be very pleased with our boys. Interesting to see not-so-young Big John playing left half and putting in his claim for moving up a team!!

5’s won 3-0 and it wasn’t a walkover! Even-Stevens at half time, they managed to pass the ball to Weapon X who got a hat trick and the 5’s are nestled in the lofty heights of mid-table!!


Hendecasyllabic Men’s Round-Up for 30 Jan!

Ashford 1’s 2 Oxford Uni 6

Ramgharia Sabha 1’s 5 Ashford 2’s 2

Ashford 3’s 0 Aylesbury 2’s 4

Ashford 5’s 0 Brunel Uni 1’s 9

An encouraging performance from the Red-and-Blacks, they played with some teeth going forward and generated chances and pressure against a useful Oxford Uni outfit. The visitors had an impressive drag-flick routine that generated 2 goals into the top left corner and a penalty flick when Andy Barnes impressive stomach stopped a goal bound shot. These goals took the game away from Ashford who continued to play good hockey throughout, Shane White zipped one over the onrushing keeper from a pass from Angry before Angry got one himself wobbling though on his bionic knees and lashing the ball home. Nice manly roar afterwards too!

The 2’s continued their good form from last week but leaked goals conceding one in the first minute – 2-1 down at half time, they took the game to Ramgharia but got caught on the break and lost 5-2, Rosie and Weapon X scoring. Well done to Amit for managing not to get sent off by Daddy and Pud stayed on pitch too!

3’s was very similar to last week being 1-0 down for much of the game against a top 3 Aylesbury team though this week we did create chances (Freddie took a shortie and smacked a cracking, rising shot but their defender hadn’t read my script and made a top save on the line, their keeper made a full length save from Gordo and another good save from DM among them) but we gotta stick one in, 1-all and it would have been game on, they scored their second 15 minutes into the second half and that was that and then added 2 more in last 5 minutes which was a bit harsh. Captain Shaggy, indie rocker Adam and HisBand and Ding Dong Bell hadn’t slept properly for 3 days and were coach-lagged from their skiing trip but it was good of them to turn out and help the club.

4’s game was cancelled due to snow in Oxford but, even though it might not sound it, the best performance was the 5’s against Brunel Uni 1’s. 7-0 down at half time and playing a team who pretty much all would be in our top 3 teams and one of their lads was absolute quality, they played out of their skin in the second half. Putting Lucas, our ability-challenged Belgian on their best player was a masterstroke and they had to wait 26 mins to score their next goal before adding no. 9 as I breathed in to blow the full time whistle. Well done lads, even Bobby played well!!


Ladies 1’s Are Unlucky in Their League Endeavours

Ladies League Hockey 30/1/10

Middlesex Premier

ASHFORD 1st XI 1 v PHC CHISWICK 1st XI 5

In their first home League game of 2010, Ashford ladies faced stiff opposition in the form of second in the table side, PHC Chiswick 1st XI. Once again poor availability throughout the Club and a growing injury list meant that the Red & Blacks were reduced to a squad of eleven players only. However, this did not seem to dent the teams and coach MANDY WAIN’S confidence at all as they started the game with great vim and vigour and dominated play in the first quarter. Youngsters LUCY UTTLEY and KELLY TAYLOR were both particularly impressive, with KELLY setting up things down the right flank and the evergreen goal striker MARIA CAVILLA also playing well and picking up the crosses and through balls well and threatening the visitors goal on numerous occasions. Likewise at the back, youngster ELINE SIBIA was playing well and helping to pressurise the PHC Chiswick defence whilst also dealing skill fully with any of the rare Chiswick attacks. Despite their dominance though, Ashford got caught by a Chiswick breakaway, which resulted in a short corner being awarded, from which they opened the scoring. The Red & Blacks soon bounced back, when a sizzling run by LUCY UTTLEY saw her skin a couple of Chiswick defenders before striking for goal and seeing an alert MARIA CAVILLA poach the shot home to notch the Ashford equaliser at 1-1. A high standard of hockey, and umpiring, saw some good hockey being played by both sides for the rest of the first half and Ashford continuing to be in charge of game, even though the score remained at 1-1 until half time.

The second half saw the visitors getting more into their stride and gaining confidence in front of goal. The Red & Blacks remained resolute though, with youngster SARAH APPLETON again playing extremely well and bravely, especially during the onslaught from Chiswick short corners. Likewise the ever reliable Ashford defenders SOPHIE SMART and EMMA HYNES were playing in their usual polished and highly accomplished manner at the back to contain the mounting Chiswick threats, which eventually saw them taking the lead when they scored a second goal to lead 2-1. After fifteen minutes or so of play in second half, Ashford defender ELINE SIBIA suffered an injury and left the field, and with no substitutes available the Red & Blacks were reduced to ten players only. Ashford battled on bravely, but as players tired, the visitors took their chances and scored another three goals to give them what even they said was a rather flattering 5-1 victory. SOPHIE SMART was the Ashford player of the match, but the team as a whole played well and they were unfortunate to lose by such a margin

Next week Ashford travel to Easctcote to face Eastcote 3rd XI, who are yet to gain any league points. If the Red & Blacks play as well as they did in this game, then a victory and three important league points should be well within in their grasp.

Team: S. Grant (GK), E. Hynes, S. Smart, P. Worsfold (Skipper), A. Protheroe, S. Appleton, M. Cavilla, J. Bashford, L. Uttley, K. Taylor, E. Sibia


Sub-cutaneous Mens Round-Up for 23 Jan!

Tulse Hill & Dulwich 1 Ashford 0

Ashford 2’s 3 (Fry, Rosie, Symes) Rover Oxford 2

Ashford 3’s 0 Leighton Buzzard 3

Ashford 4’s – walkover

West Hampstead 8’s 5 Ashford 5’s 0

 

The 1’a had a right-old tussle with Tulse Hill but could not score the goal their play deserved – they dominated most of the game forcing 7 short corners to the oppo 2 and had other chances but they needed the confidence a goal will bring – and it didn’t. so another defeat albeit a close one. Coach Dunc was pleased with the performance and the fact the side kept going all game.

This could be front page news for the Staines & Ashford News this week…not only did the 2’s not lose, not only did they get the first points of the season, Gordon Bennet!! They got all 3 points!! Yes they finally seem to have grasped the concept that if they concede less goals than they score, they have a good chance of wining the game! Rover Oxford did help a bit as they missed 2 virtual open goals before Fry scored from close range just before the break. A very, open loose game – this was fun to watch as anything could have happened – also Neil was playing again displaying his Gretsky in all its wonder, and talking a good game. Having conceded an equaliser, BigEll did a wonderful accidental dummy which confused his marker, got the ball to Rosie who spun and pelted down the wing before slipping the ball to Elliot who had continued his run and his rather modest shot went straight through the keepers legs! Of course the oppo equalised again and both sides could have scored – and some of the boys, Smart for example, could barely move by the end, but for a change our lads had that little bit of luck you need sometimes and 5 minutes to go, Rosie scored from close range and we held on for a sweet 3 points.

The 3’s were unfortunate to lose 3-0, LB scored in the last minute, majority of the game was 1-0 and we had chances to equalise – and if we had, you never know – but we didn’t, we know – and once LB got the second that was it. Not a bad performance against a first team but we should be a bit disappointed.

The 4’s have sealed coming not-bottom with Harrow conceding – they couldn’t get a second team out – and the 5’s had a friendly game with a strong West Hampstead outfit but are still flying high in their league (well compared to the rest of us)…