Wallingford 3rd XI 0 - 5 Mens 4th XI
The high-flying 4’s got through a nervous first twenty minutes to win this game comfortably and cement their lofty 2nd position.
Playing against pointless Wallingford, on paper this looked an easy 3 points, however the home team sneakily switched the game to astro and this appeared to flummox the Red-and-Blacks early doors. Wallingford passed the ball better and dominated midfield and certainly looked more likely to score, however, fortunately for us and less so for themselves, they had little or no cutting edge and failed to turn their neat play and possession into one decent chance.
While we got ourselves in order, the back four defended stoutly - the only way they can defend with Big Amit, Bubbles and Podge at the back. Adrian Hewes is the Old Father Time of the side - nicknamed Bubbles when he was young due to a dodgy hairstyle and now because he is bubble-shaped. Dropped and in tears during the week, this game was a triumph for the barrel-chested dynamo.
Midway through the half, we got a shortie and a big stroke of luck…Amit unleashed a venomous shot that hit the poor sod on the line’s knee and their umpire gave a flick! Gordon Smith did the old trademark pelvic twist (patent pending) - 1-0 and we settled down. Then a flowing move enabled Chris Davies to net his first in 6 games right on the stroke of half-time.
Second half we played very well - by this time we had grabbed midfield and were cutting huge swathes through the Wallingford team. The 3rd goal was neat and effective… Amit lined up a free hit to do his trademark Big Whack (patent pending) and then slipped it to Ell who had time to sit down, have a cup of tea, read the paper, pick his spot (not nice in public) and then smashed it home for his 5th of the season and bragging rights as current top goalscorer.
One of the most pleasing things about our season is the sharing round of goals - 7 players have got at least 3 goals. The last 2 goals were down to our resident Crazy Gang member, James ‘Wild Man’ Maitland, who has really benefited from a recent anger management course. Having got the hang of this goal-scoring lark with no.4, he picked the ball up outside the 25, wriggled past his marker, dribbled past 2 players before lamping it in from the top of the D… a great goal and worth the wait!!!…
We are now 4 points behind the leaders and have a 3 point gap between ourselves and the rest of the chasing pack of marauding hordes of MBBO Division 4.




